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Film Review: Suicide Squad by Blade Brown

Plot: A secret government agency recruits a group of imprisoned supervillains to execute dangerous black ops missions in exchange for clemency, which inevitably leads to chaos. Review: Let’s get straight to it. Suicide Squad is getting trashed by critics. Left and right, nonstop, the movie is getting negative reviews. And for the life of me,…

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Film Review: “Keanu” by Blade Brown

Plot: Friends hatch a plot to retrieve a stolen kitten by posing as drug dealers for a street gang. Review: I remember seeing a poster for Keanu a few months ago and feeling slightly intrigued by it. It was a picture of a cat wearing a bulletproof vest, gold chains and a backwards hat. I…

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Film Review: “Captain America: Civil War” by Blade Brown

Plot: Political interference in the Avengers’ activities causes a rift between former allies Captain America and Iron Man. Review: When Marvel Studios announced they were adapting the classic Civil War story-line, fanboys worldwide had a orgasm. While its not a direct adaptation (X-Men & Fantastic Four properties belong to other studios), it is loosely adapted…

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“Top 10 Movies Of 2015” by Blade Brown

As 2015 comes to an end, I sit back and realize that there were a lot of great movies released this year. In a year where we got three Adam Sandler movies, no one could’ve predicted that this year would be an exceptional one for movie lovers like myself. The hardest part of the year…

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Film Review: “Star Wars: Episode VII” by Blade Brown

Plot: Three decades after the defeat of the Galactic Empire, a new threat arises. The First Order attempts to rule the galaxy and only a rag-tag group of heroes can stop them, along with the help of the Resistance. Review: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… A little phenomenon called Star…

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Movie Review: “The Hateful Eight” by Blade Brown

Plot: In post-Civil War Wyoming, bounty hunters try to find shelter during a blizzard but get involved in a plot of betrayal and deception. Will they survive? Review: There is no living filmmaker who can deliver a unique experience like Quentin Tarantino. Besides the great Aaron Sorkin, there’s probably no other screenwriter who can create…

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Film Review: “Krampus” by Blade Brown

Plot: A boy who has a bad Christmas ends up accidentally summoning a Christmas demon to his family home. Review: If you’ve seen the movie Trick ‘r Treat, the name Michael Dougherty probably rings a bell. That movie has gathered such a cult like following that it’s made the director pretty popular. While a sequel…

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Film Review: “Cooties” by Blade Brown

Plot: A mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages. An unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives. Review: On paper, the concept for this movie seems ridiculous. Hell, in reality the concept of the movie is ridiculous….

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Black Mass Movie Review by Blade Brown

Film Review: “Black Mass” by Blade Brown

Plot: The true story of Whitey Bulger, the brother of a state senator and the most infamous violent criminal in the history of South Boston, who became an FBI informant to take down a Mafia family invading his turf. Review: From the very trailer for this movie, I knew we were in for something special….

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Film Review: “Spy Movie” by Blade Brown

Plot: A desk-bound CIA analyst volunteers to go undercover to infiltrate the world of a deadly arms dealer, and prevent diabolical global disaster. Review: By now, most people would think Melissa McCarthy’s fifteen minutes of fame would have run its course. Those people might be shocked to know that similar to Chris Pratt, she’s paid her…

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Film Review: “Jurassic World” By Blade Brown

Plot: Twenty-two years after the events of Jurassic Park, Isla Nublar now features a fully functioning dinosaur theme park, Jurassic World, as originally envisioned by John Hammond. After 10 years of operation and visitor rates declining, in order to fulfill a corporate mandate, a new attraction is created to re-spark visitors’ interest, which backfires horribly….

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Film Review: “Tomorrowland” by Blade Brown

Plot: Bound by a shared destiny, a teen bursting with scientific curiosity and a former boy-genius inventor embark on a mission to unearth the secrets of a place somewhere in time and space that exists in their collective memory. Review: It’s extremely hard to review a movie with giving away spoilers. The fact that the…

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